Oral Survey #75
By Raia Fink
Date: Sun, 18 Oct 1998 17:22:36 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY say what?
ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions out loud
Part: bitchin' camaro
Pick the phrase which most closely adheres to your current state of oral health:
a) My teeth and gums have attained Nirvana
b) I have zero cavities
c) I have zero teeth, but my breath is immaculate
d) Although they may be considered 'mossy' by some, I still have most of my teeth
e) Stay away! I have hoof and mouth disease and i'm not afraid to use it!
f) I've fallen and i can't get up.
Complete the following phrases orally. Please abstain from using any letters between k and p. Thank you.
i. Would you care for a game of
ii. I believe in
iii. We are the hope of a new
In their natural state, banannas grow:
If given the chance, would you do it all again, this time without mosquito netting?
If you have a mantra, now would be an excellent opportunity to repeat it.
There are no:
a) if's, and's, or but's
b) symbiotic gelatins
c) universal truths
d) wayward sons
e) Santa Claus'eses
Say the word.
Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
Would you rather...
watch a man get hit by a speeding truck
watch your parents have sex?
--the book of "Would You Rather?"
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.
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