Oral Survey #73

Date: Sat, 19 Sep 1998 02:23:35 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY: mannah of the divine

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questiona aloud.

Part: 3 micro give-a-shits

1. Our lives are solely based upon:

a) the wayward movement of the sands
b) Madame Guiseppe's timely predictions
c) component trigrams
d) scurvy little rodents
e) the mundane and lacluster actions of others

2. The fifth and sixth numerals in my social security number are always:

a) two and eight, respectively
b) loopholed
c) missing
d) left-handed
e) 7, 6, 13, 0, or 24227

3. The secret ingrediant in clam chowder is usually:

a) a clam
b) geoduck
c) go-bots
d) special sauce
e) deoderant
f) cold beverages

4. Here lies the part of this survey in which you must orally disclose the name of your current love interest. If you prefer not to do this, you could instead orally feign interest in either Rikki Lake or Franz Kafka

5. The best place to get a tatto is:

a) centered between the shoulderblades
b) oh no! not there!
c) the forehead
d) the Bronx
e) about the meridian

6. Why did Papplejammy Maalmstein make margaritas in Morocco with Marcel Marceau?

7. And for that matter, did Mummenschantz Pachinko really pour Manischewitz in pajamas at the Pompidou?

8. Which of te following goes best on "toast points"?

a) camabert and Brie
b) Shaq
c) sauteed rat's ass
d) mulligatawny pate
e) a nice, fat child

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