Oral Survey #90

Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2000 19:36:14 -0500
Subject: ORAL SURVEY accepted me, f%*k Ivy League.

isaac wrote this one. obviously, i would never be so education oriented. but its a great survey indeed, once i got rid of all the gratuitous creepiness. thank him, cause its been a few months since the last survey.
Raia "surveymistress" Fink


Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.

Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2000 19:36:14 -0500
Subject: ORAL SURVEY accepted me, f%*k Ivy League.

note: Talent imitates, ...

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

Part: Monty Hall

1. Satan is a(n) ______________.

a) bitch
b) biblical character
c) friend of mine
d) physics teacher
e) owner of a school for girls
f) same as e, but only on TV
g) admissions officer at an unnamed graduate school (or two)

2. If I sent you a check for $65, and you cashed it four months ago, you'd be

a) rich, rich, rich
b) not so rich, but covered from head to toe in hooch
c) broke again; $65 just doesn't go that far anymore
d) the bitchass Ph.D. program at the University of Chicago, up $10
e) the bitchass Ph.D. program at Columbia University

3. Expound upon the virtues and/or evils of Night Court reruns (featuring Markie Post) followed by L.A. Law reruns (featuring Jimmy Smitts)

4. There is no blue food.

a) Terra Blues are really purple
b) Mr. Benson says so.
c) certain strange parents have conducted research (at parties), showing that party-goers will avoid blue food when presented with non-blue alternatives.
d) blueberries are a misnomer

5. Explain, in no less than 50 words, why MQ4, MQ6, ME81, and MAC are terrible names for math classes, while MAD is an excellent one. Make no mention of the evils of the Regents, nor of the inherent weakness of MQ1 through MQ6.

6. , but genius steals.

7. Recite your favorite T.S. Elliott quote, inserting bits of nonsense between key phrases.

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