Oral Survey #89

By Raia Fink

Date: Wed, 29 Dec 1999 07:07:23 -0500 (EST)
Subject: presenting, for the first time, Mr. and Mrs. ORAL SURVEY

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

Part: etc...

1. What is snew?

a) nothing much, what snew wit you?
b) pretend snow-like stuff that only comes out of the mouths of losers
c) a clever amalgamation of punk and rockabilly, with a twist of ska
d) the newest primary color since squant
e) Fleuvog

2. How do you mix a greenspan cocktail?

a. one shot of gin, one shot of salt, lots of C++
b. equal parts o.j., kahlua, diet coke, and lactaid
c. 2 parts blue, one part funk, one part lust
d. vodka, bananna pudding, 1/2 cup emmy-g

3. Find the most orally incongruous word in the latter section of the Oxford English Dictionary.

4. Now that all the worry is past, tell me, have you been naughty or nice?

a) yes
b) naughty
c) no
d) nice
e) some of each
f) not much

5. Why, oh why can't _________ find a ________ for the _______?

a) Raia, job, winter
b) the bear, outlet, snow cone machine
c) Elvis, date, Star Trek convention
d) New York, melting pot, fondue

6. Go tell it on the mountains, over the hills, and everywhere (but especially on the mountains) that Jesus Christ was born.

7. In a cognitive sense, the scents of cognition are:

a) ripe
b) courderoy
c) flaxen
d) sensual
e) waning
f) wanton

8. What's really more desireable?

a) crack
b) Teen Wolf

9. Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog-house in her back yard?

a) neither did she
b) just between you and me, there's a lot of air
c) snicker, snicker, snicker...not going anywhere for a while?

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
and while you're at it: http://www.trica.com/gmf/

Raia "i can gather all the news i need from the weather report" Fink
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.
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