Oral Survey #20

By Raia Fink

Date: Wed, 26 Nov 1997 12:14:03 -0500 (EST)
Subject: I'd walk a mile for an ORAL SURVEY

note: La la la la, I'm not listening to you right now!!! la la la! I can't
hear you!!!! La, la la. And remember, every day is survey day!!!!

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

Part: 0414(I know this meant something at some time. Guesses anyone?)

1. America's favorite non-sequiter has got to be:

a) gone, daddy, gone
b) over the table and about the chair
c) I too am known to enjoy a purple
d) Hellfireanddamnation
e) the rabbit, perhaps?
f) big red (cause he's big, big, big, and he's red, red, red)

2. Presto goes well with:

a) change-o
b) pasta
c) anti-presto
c) pesto and linguene, in a quiet clam sauce

3. Every day is .

4. Today is .

5. State your unwavering opinion on tiny little rodents without using the letters a, c, l, and the word cinematography.

(admittedly, sometimes ORAL SURVEY may seem more like a test. Well,
its not. All answers are right answers, so long as they're oral

6. The law of sines is:

a) a^2 + b^2 = c^2
b) rediculous
c) a patriarchal lie (he, he, he)
d) the human inchwork
e) (sineA)/a = (sineB)/b = (sineC)/c...got it?
f) a cinch

7. Dan Rather has:

a) no teeth
b) liquidated assets
c) cramps
d) fourteen concubines
e) horrible gangrene

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#128 "Toss things out the window: tissues, cigaretts, cellophane food
wrappings, and those sorts of little things"
--Life's Little De-struction Book

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