Date: Tue, 25 Nov 1997 12:09:48 -0500 (EST)
Subject: O.R.A.L. S.U.R.V.E.Y (but what does it all mean??)
note: Anyone who can come up with the words to fill in that acronym is a winner. Especially if it is coherent and somehow relates to ORAL SURVEY. So go to it, and happy surveying.
ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud
Part: 50/50
- 1. Destiny, in my opinion, is:
a) the humble direction of souls
b) a cap on a tooth
c) a time switch, or warp in the folds of the universe
d) should
- 2. Savings and Loan is best when applied:
a) under corrupt offices
b) in corrupt orifices
c) to abusive mannerisms
d) Getty gas, it's good gas
e) in France
- 3. Survey says?
- 4. The most useful pseudo German phrase is:
a) Der Schnikken Farber
b) Heinze
c) das uber-Glockenspiel und kommandadt
d) Mien Goldfish ist geshtooben
- 5. Trapping otters is:
a) morally and insightfully wrong
b) necessary
c) for their own good
d) a money making endeavor
- 6. Choose your favorite spelling for each:
a) flavor-flavour
b) color-colour
c) red-rhed
d) antelope-anqtelorpe (silent 'q' and 'r', duh)