Oral Survey #19

By Raia Fink

Date: Tue, 25 Nov 1997 12:09:48 -0500 (EST)
Subject: O.R.A.L. S.U.R.V.E.Y (but what does it all mean??)

note: Anyone who can come up with the words to fill in that acronym is a winner. Especially if it is coherent and somehow relates to ORAL SURVEY. So go to it, and happy surveying.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

Part: 50/50

1. Destiny, in my opinion, is:

a) the humble direction of souls
b) a cap on a tooth
c) a time switch, or warp in the folds of the universe
d) should

2. Savings and Loan is best when applied:

a) under corrupt offices
b) in corrupt orifices
c) to abusive mannerisms
d) Getty gas, it's good gas
e) in France

3. Survey says?

4. The most useful pseudo German phrase is:

a) Der Schnikken Farber
b) Heinze
c) das uber-Glockenspiel und kommandadt
d) Mien Goldfish ist geshtooben

5. Trapping otters is:

a) morally and insightfully wrong
b) necessary
c) for their own good
d) a money making endeavor

6. Choose your favorite spelling for each:

a) flavor-flavour
b) color-colour
c) red-rhed
d) antelope-anqtelorpe (silent 'q' and 'r', duh)

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#127 "Practice passive aggrssion" --Life's Little De-struction Book

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