Oral Survey #4

By Raia Fink
Date: Mon, 3 Nov 1997 11:17:23 -0500 (EST)
Subject: ummmm....ORAL SURVEY!!!!

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ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

part: Louis XVII

1. find x

2. The best hairstyle on late nite television belongs to

3. I wish I were:

a) tickled pink
b) an Oscar Mayer weiner
c) Typhoid Mary
d) at home, in bed

4. Have you ever gone a' fishin' on a sunny, sunny day?

5. Little jack horner is:

a) needing to remove his thumb from the pie
b) more loveable than a spicy burrito
c) the secret love-child of Che Gueverra
d) asking for it

6. Answer yes or no to the following questions:

Yes No (a) Do you Smoke?
Yes No (b) Is green your favorite color?
Yes No (c) What about Bob?
Yes No (d) Blowpop?
Yes No (e) Would you want to see a Creedence Clearwater Revival revival?
Yes No (f) Alvin?
Yes No (g) Simon?
Yes No (h) Theodore?

7. Crumpets taste best:

a) with butter, margarine, or a butter substitute
b) toasted
c) in England, with knockerberry preserves
d) without pork

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY
#6 "signal left, turn right"--Life's Little De-struction Book

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