Oral Survey #3

By Raia Fink
Date: Fri, 31 Oct 1997 01:28:01 -0500 (EST)
Subject: hey you! ORAL SURVEY!!!!!

note: if you wish to no longer recieve ORAL SURVEY, or wish to add a name
to the list of those blessed enough to recieve oral survey, feel free to
write. I won't be offended if yer not good enough for the survey. I'll
be gleeful if many others can partake in the survey.

ORAL SURVEY: Answer the following questions aloud

PART: iii.82 Asub e

1. The most useful home security device on the market is:

a) ADT 'we're home, even when yer not'
b) some guns
c) The Club
d) The Door Club

2. Motorcycles should be:

a) red
b) outlawed in the suburbs
c) seen and not heard
d) abound, out, out, and about

3. September-July are the best months because?

4. Is yer best option AC, DC, or fossil Fuels?

5. Name a dude who lives in Kansas City.

6. The new patron saint of the NRA should be:

a) Henry Aaron
b) Dennis
c) The lady who first thought to freeze grapes

7. What is the best overall route to Ohio, using only major roads and tollways?

8. Do you sing?

a) often
b) well
c) Only in tight crevices and showers
d) if wrongly provoked

9. Am I the Egg man, or the Walrus?

#2 "keep the chain letters going"--Life's little de-struction book

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