Oral Survey #18
By Raia Fink
Date: Mon, 24 Nov 1997 11:04:47 -0500 (EST)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY...the final frontier!!!
note: Its not really the final frontier. Its just pretending. Space is
the final frontier. You should know that. Lies, Lies, lies...don't
believe them. Just do the ORAL SURVEY already.
ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud
a) where are you?
b) == good
c) is wanting a scooby snack
Do you know how much this means to me?
Hey Mister Wilson...
Undoubtedly, the best 'n' word is:
Some famous popular song lyrics include:
a) Na, na, na, na
b) Shoop, shoop
c) la, la, la
d) and bla, bla, bla (Simon & Garfunkel, if you were wondering)
e) Mmmm, hmmm, mmm
f) all of the above
g) none of the above
h) po po po po po po po po po po po, jubilation (also Si & Gar)
Describe the physical attributes of things assosciated with the word 'cob'.
Santa Clause is:
a) Jolly f. phat
b) fat g. phatter than that
c) red h. a patriarchal lie
d) holly jolly
e) wholly fat
Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#121 "Cross at the red or the green or the yellow" --Life's Little
another note: questions have come up as to the authorship of ORAL SURVEY.
It's all me (Raia "Raia Fink" Fink). All doubters will be
shot. Furthermore, if yer not taking the time to answer
these questions orally, then do not pretend that you are
revelling in ORAL SURVEY. That's all.