Oral Survey #17
By Raia Fink
Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 18:56:12 -0500 (EST)
Subject: not crack, but ORAL SURVEY
note: i won't grow up, never ever. poop.
ORAL SURVEY: answer the folowing questions aloud
Rollercoasters are most fun when:
d) far away
e) rusty, and all that
At times, nuclear fusion can be:
a) straining on our relationship
c) disasterous to small animals
d) replaced by petroleum jelly factories
the time at the tone is
Lions should be happy because:
a) they're game
b) they live in Africa and zoos
c) they're big with sharp teeth
d) they're not the white man's burden
Camphpor fumes are hazardous for this singular reason:
Are you a fish? A swan? Some turkey giblets?
They might be:
a) Planned parenting clinics
b) Duran Duran
Which is the better bo?
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#119 "Ask for a rush job except when there is a charge"
--Life's Little De-struction Book