Oral Survey #12
By Raia Fink
Date: Mon, 17 Nov 1997 22:59:24 -0500 (EST)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY sez.....
note: I'm glad you like ORAL SURVEY. It's an affliction.
ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud
The clapper is:
a) 1987's best innovation
b) good enough for them but not for me
c) better than the clap
d) My hero
It takes one to:
b) know one
c) know three
d) funky chicken
a) corn, only better
b) lack of jheri-curl
c) the lucious american underground
High quality pencils come ____________________ to a pack.
b) this many
Name three kinds of terrible ideas.
Listing the american presidents in backwards alphabetical order is:
b) quality time with the kiddies
c) an accomplishment to make 'em proud
d) your job. do it. now.
What comes after doh?
b) doh again
Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#89 "assume everyone agrees with you, but keep trying to convince them"
--Life's Little De-struction Book