Oral Survey #11
By Raia Fink
Date: Sun, 16 Nov 1997 21:54:21 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Fuck Howdy doodie, it's ORAL SURVEY time!!!
note: hey kiddies, I'm back. Didja miss me? or just the ORAL SURVEYS?
if you were wondering, the swamp was immaculate. Well, not quite.
But my time there kicked ass. Back to every-day ORAL SURVEY.
ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud
part: sweet 16
To qualify as handsome, one must have:
a) exactly one nose
b) a truly nice heart
c) no less than thirty hairs, not including neck, back, chest, ears, nose, or eyebrow.
d) masculine qualities
Charleton Heston was best as:
c) Ben Hur
d) Carnie Wilson
e) your mom
True or false: 'I believe in Mary Worth'?
Answer the following questions with other questions:
a) Is answering a question with another question appropriate?
b) does inflation trouble you?
c) Tuna-fish sandwich?
d) Can a volcano form overnight?
e) Are you mocking me?
f) Was there ever any danger?
g) Now do you think it's appropriate to answer a question with another question?
Would a hybrid apple/grapefruit be delicious?
Find the numerical value of your name.
The better flower is undoubtedly the:
thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY
#74 'Don't leave a message at the beep'--Life's Little De-struction Book