Oral Survey #87

By Raia Fink

Date: Sat, 11 Sep 1999 12:49:36 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: revenge of the ORAL SURVEY

ORAL SURVEY: Answer the following questions aloud

Part: episode I

note: although misleading in title and part number, this ORAL SURVEY has very little indeed to do with Star Wars. sorry.

1. Develop you own semi-personal motto including an allusion to the teamster's union, and the words flanger, steroidal, and constancy.

2. If you were fresh with tha jive, you'd already know that the newest hollywood couple is:

a) Lou Diamond Phillips and Sarah Jessica Parker
b) Princess Di and Fazad al Halla Ramadan Marx
c) Darth Maul and the annoying Blair Witch Girl
d) Wynona Ryder and some random guy

3. Please take this opportunity to talk about the importance of wearing your safety belt in a moving vehicle.

4. What would you make a mountain out of?

a) a mole hill
b) a Lauryn Hill
c) spilled milk
d) Popcorn (using the megilla gorilla secret trick)
e) John Popper

5. What would someone have to give you before you acccept an iMac into your life?

a) one million dollars
b) an iMac
c) crabs
d) one heaping scoop of egg replacer

6. One of these kids is not like the other ones, one of these kids is not the same. Tell us which one of these kids is doing his own thing:

a) Puff Daddy
b) Leonardo DiCaprio
c) Phillip Morris
d) Deez Nutz

7. What is the golden rule?

a) do unto others as you would wish others to do unto you
b) if it turns your finger green, its not real gold, and if its not real gold, you can believe its not a real diamond either
c) all that glitters is gold
d) gold capped teeth are no longer styling, even for gangstas

8. What would you title your memiors?

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again
also, please www.trica.com/gmf where you will find more than just ORAL SURVEYS

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