Oral Survey #72

By Raia Fink

Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1998 21:25:46 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: a boy named ORAL SURVEY

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

part: no digits

1. Which government figure would you most enjoy seeing naked?

a) President Clinton (boooring. who hasn't?)
b) Strom Thurman
c) C Everett Coop
d) Pamela Anderson
e) Sonny Bono, rigor mortis
f) Doris, the crackwhore running for assistant comptroller of Rantoul
g) you can only choose one?!

2. The most tactless, pueile garment company is:

a) Tommy 'boy' Hilfigger
b) Jon 'boy' Fisher
c) take a Guess?
d) OshKoshB'gosh

3. Describe how a refrigerator magnet is most unlike a teatmouse and once you have accomplished that, reverse your theory and describe how a teatmouse is most unlike a refrigerator magnet.

4. Which of the following 'vices', according to Pat Robertson and his Christian Coalition, are known to cause cancer

a) skeetshoot
b) smoking
c) lesbians
d) scrimshaw
e) NiN
f) negroes
g) concubines

5. Robert Redfors sincerely can't control the fact that:

a) he is southern to the core
b) he's probably not a vegetarian
c) he's a demi-god in his own right
d) his movies tend to really suck
e) he's not married to Ally McBeal

6. Thou shalt, from here on out, refer to me as:

a) goatmasterflash
b) spartacus
c) superaia
d) god
e) la concubina naranja del diablo
f) survey mistress

7. Why do you suppose it is that BeckyII can send me cookies three times in the span of a month and a half while a good lot of you can't even drop me a line to say "who let the dogs out. arf arf arf"?

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.

New with ORAL SURVEYS!!!!!!
some of you might have noticed that the 'life's little de-struction book' has been exhausted. However...this is not such a travesty as it may seem. ORAL SURVEY has moved on to newer and better things. Now at the end of every survey, you will recieve a free query (to be answered orally) from the great book of "Would You Rather" by justin heimberg and david gomberg.
see, here goes...
Would you rather...
Split a bottle of whiskey with Jimmy Carter
be related to Kenny-G?
Raia "well, i've never split a bottle of whiskey with Jimmy Carter" Fink
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.
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