Oral Survey #70
By Raia Fink
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1998 16:30:50 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: ignore this ORAL SURVEY
ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.
Part: lever 2000
Please place yourself in one of these income brackets:
a) nearly $20,000 a year
b) between 3 cents and a half eaten stray dog
c) employee discounts and fringe benefits
d) $40,000-$95,000 a quarter
e) all the counterfit foodstamps i could ever want
Which celebrity ranks highest on your list?
a) Fiona Apple
b) Dom Irrera
c) Julia Child
d) Keifer Southerland
He who makes it intends to sell it. He who buys it purchases it for another. He who uses it does not know it. What is it?
a) an egg
c) a coffin
d) a DEAD BABY
Explain to us all what it smells like to be you.
As George Michael always said, "you gotta have ___________________."
a) Bruce Lee
f) anal fisures
Go recycle something now.
What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?
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