Oral Survey #10

By Raia Fink
Date: Fri, 14 Nov 1997 17:47:36 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Ecce! ORAL SURVEY

note: ecce is a latin imperative. It means look! or behold! So, please
do. I'm going back to Big Cypress this weekend, and so there will be no
ORAL SURVEYS for at least Sat. and Sun. But ain't it worth it to muck
around in the swamp?

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

part: 2XL

1. Would it be most intelligent to put pants on before or after socks?

2. Are domesticated goldfish happy?

3. Falling out of a second story window is:

a) a humbling experience
b) dangerous, though unintended as it may be
c) a coming of age, of sorts
d) the only way to go

4. Briefly describe the logistics of landing a passenger grade aircraft.

5. My neighbors are:

a) elderly
b) worse off than I
c) cooky
d) The Jones'
e) Brats, the whole lot
f) somewhat resourceful
g) sexy as all hell

6. Determine the plausibility of sub-terranean living using calculations with only threes and twenty-fives.

7. Specificity means to me:

a) the determination of individuals
b) The termination of individuals
c) something chemical
d) something biological
e) something else

8. Michael 'Air' Jordan should recieve a grant for his achievements in which areas?

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY
#56 "Tell your kids to try even harder"--Life's Little De-struction Book

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