Oral Survey #88
By Raia Fink
Date: Wed, 29 Sep 1999 15:43:24 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: come home, ORAL SURVEY, the kids miss you
ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud
Part: lifetime warranty
How often do you mean what you say and say what you mean?
a) often, except in purely social scenarios
b) always and never, but sometimes
c) rarely, you know?
d) I don't speak language, language speaks me. I mean, i didn't mean it
Generally speaking, can you be a little more vague?
Keeping in mind that ___________ contain(s) ___________, it is imperative that you ___________.
a) stew, nutrition, choose life
b) skin, innards, moan
c) media, lies, subscribe
d) vomit, hitch-hikers, reverse peristalsis
How do you choose to cold-cock your rifle?
b) with mucho gusto
c) with a lever and counterweights
d) with your cousin, out in the abandoned hayloft
What ever happened to all the good times we used to have? The times we cried and laughed, I wanna know, I wanna know.
What is the single, pluperfect, gender neutral form of malaise?
If you find that you have trouble expressing your true feelings, take a moment to repress them, orally.
How do you feel about reverse-psychology?
b) suave & debonaire
Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
Raia "i can gather all the news i need from the weather report" Fink
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.
- i've been a naughty girl -