Oral Survey #86
By Raia Fink
Date: Sun, 11 Jul 1999 01:17:56 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: could this be an ORAL SURVEY?
yes it might be, but before we get down to business, i thought i'd start off with another matter of business entirely. I'll be brief. I was toying around with the idea of starting a cult (not a militia, but a cult) and i just thought I'd offer you the opportunity to become primeir high officers of the
House of the Sacred Order of the G.M.F.
This of course means that you won't have to pay any dues, ever, and won't have to be brainwashed. Also, mucho authority for any of you interested, and any suggestions are welcome. If you were wondering what G.M.F. stands for, its Goatmasterflash, but if you didn't know that by now then maybe you probably won't be interested anyhow. All i ask, anyhow, is are you interested, and if not, please don't tell the authorities. Now aren't you glad that we've built up this sort of trusting and candid reparte through ORAL SURVEY? and now, on to the show...
ORAL SURVEY: Answer the following questions aloud.
Isn't this all a pleasant surprise?
b) uh, frankly, no
c) Shut up, I'm watching the New Kids on the Block (NKOTB) reunion on the Disney Channel and you're making me miss the finale in which a bunch of distinguished chior boys in monkey suits help Jordan, Donny, and the gang sing their new song
What is real, really?
What is the absolute best part of a quadrouple wisdom tooth extraction?
a) the Tori Spelling
b) getting to pay $1,600 and missing a week of work
c) the pillow mints and the pain
d) busting all the stitches by abruptly laughing when your brother trips down the stairs.
e) malofacial intraoral scarification and dry socket
Join me now in the world's lamest round of 'Row, Row, Row your Goat'
When are they going to show "Mad Max Beyond the Thunderdome" again?
a) tomorrow, hopefully
b) how about never, is never good?
d) that would be a Thursday
What is cuter, a box full of kitties, or a whole mess of puppies?
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