Oral Survey #84

Date: Sun, 21 Feb 1999 02:43:21 -0500 (EST)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY: tiddly-winks for the soul

note: yes, it did come rather easily after a month's hiatus, but then again, so did your...

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions out loud

Part: 2nd in line

1. Who is the biggest Hollywood 'wack job'?

a) Woody Allen
b) Mia Farrow
c) Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
d) Genghis Kate and Kublai Khan

2. Are you fully aware that there are people, real people, wandering around wih the surname Raia???

3. In the best interests of positive Voodoo, where's a good place to get a benevolent mojo?

a) the mall
b) down on 34th & Vine
c) in any cow pasture, preferably after a nice rain
d) from the Sportsman's Guide
e) on the road, again

4. Funk datin tha ____________ with ____________ and the polo pony trainer's son.

a) garage, paddington bear
b) granary, hasty pudding
c) station wagon, the chef
d) stratosphere, a digital thermometer

5. Let's be frank (orally).

6. In preparation for the upandcoming Y2K nightmare bonanza, I plan to:

a) siphon gasoline from no fewer than 38 luxury import cars
b) contract ebola and go out with a gush
c) go to Disneyland (which is more or less like hell)
d) spank it solid all night long
e) invade Cuba and live like a hog
f) cash in my mergers, aquisitions, and 401K plans

7. Riddle me this, riddle me that, when will goatmasterflash get back her gatt?

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