Oral Survey #71
By Raia Fink
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1998 21:22:51 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY and other sublimations
ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.
Part: cone 6
Ray Bradbury might be the alleged lovechild of:
a) Martha Graham and Billy Gram
b) George Thorougood and a sexy fire ant
c) Ford Madox Ford
d) Mork and Mindy and canned lunceon meat and Cher
e) a self-impregnating sort of Calvin Coolidge
f) the Indigo Girls
g) the Odum brothers
Hey man, don't __________ the __________.
a) besmirch, rectory
b) squeeze, globelight
c) copper-plate, smallpox
d) fubar, charmin
e) eat, yellow snow
f) court, flagship
Develop an oralized version of your favorite flan recipe.
Tom Waits is best known to the general public for his:
a) pasties and a g-string
b) correct bullets
c) glorious misogeny
d) candid affiliation with the New World Order
e) noted lack of concubines
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it __________.
a) bear any crosses
b) thread a loom
c) galvanize steel
d) whisper for three loooooong hours
I'm just a:
b) front 242
c) bismuth baby
d) chicken, crack, lotion, and blowpops
e) bag of chips
Have you ever successfully re-enacted that popular physics problem involving the cunning monkey and the steadfast hunter?
If you answered yes to question #7, you:
a) obviously played the part of the monkey
b) ought to be shmed of yourself
c) only shot what you could eat
d) never figured in the chicken-little-sky-is-falling variable
e) have a nice pyth helmet
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