Oral Survey #52

Date: Mon, 23 Feb 1998 17:42:50 -0500 (EST)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY or pay the consequences

note: its all or nothing.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.

Part: of it all

1. Once upon a time...

a) There was this CRAZY goat-like child
b) a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
c) there was a puffin named Phred
d) I liked frosted Mini-wheats
e) more people had fewer teeth

2. What is black and white and red all over?

a) a penguin in the blender
b) a newspaper
c) a nun falling down the stairs
d) a soapdish in a bathroom that happens to be decorated in black and white and red.
e) bismuth baby

3. Hey baby, what's your sign?

4. If, per chance, 1+7 equaled 42, where would your mom be at 8:00?

a) barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen
b) at a red lobster just north of Philadelphia
c) at the national rainbow gathering, going by the name 'sister juniper'
d) on the bus
e) out there
f) In chinatown, maybe, but you can't trust your mother

5. If, given the choice, would you rather rhumba, can-can, or tango?

6. Why is this ORAL SURVEY significantly shorter?

a) no particular reason

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#437 "Put everyone on the speaker phone"
--Life's Little De-struction Book

Raia "survey mistress" Fink

         Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.
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