Oral Survey #48

By Raia Fink


Date: Sun, 1 Feb 1998 19:08:12 -0500 (EST)
Subject: once upon an ORAL SURVEY

note: have yall read Kurt Vonnegut's new book? I heard it is really good.

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud.

Part: 180 and the letter G


1. Sally the camel has

a) one hump
b) a venereal disease
c) two humps
d) Mix-n-match fun books
e) diplomatic immunity
f) no humps, and that's why Sally the camel is a horse.

2. Hey, I've got notehing to do todat but:

a) assinate the Queen
b) write another goddamned ORAL SURVEY.
c) smile
d) crack
e) the only living boy in New York

3. Where's Waldo?



4. The tastiest confectioner's treat may very well be:

a) lemon drops
b) egg drops
c) goat suckers
d) pigeon droppings
e) pop rocks (so long as you kep them out of your nose)
f) Alice Donut

5. If you cut off my legs at the knees, I'd be:

a) smitten
b) a gimp
c) 4'1"
d) forced to sodomize you with a soldering iron
e) the same old Raia, on the inside
f) horribly embittered

6. Are you really who we all think you are?






Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
well, once again, Life's Little de-struction book is elsewhere, so I'll
just use this space for other important things...
Jeff,
hey dickhead, you left your pants and underwear here.
love you and miss you terribly,
Jamie




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