By Raia Fink
Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#332 "Ask how people are, but don't wait around for a response."
--Life's Little De-struction manual
and back by popular demand...
more testimonials and such
"I almost peed. you can quote me on that"--Roy 'Ghandiji' Silverstein
o.k. don't mind if i do
"I too have experienced the wonderful benefits of ORAL SURVEY and would
like to share them. Here are the names of two losers who I feel may
benefit greatly from ORAL SURVEY."
--Matthew 'boom boom' Bruce
ouch, Matthew, we're all losers here, but I feel you did the right thing.
"I'm Australian, and I'm almost thirty years old. Can you believe that?
But its true, ORAL SURVEY works for any aged person of any nationality.
ORAL SURVEY is the second brightest spot in my day, right after a relaxing
epsom salt bath."
--Annette 'Dundee' Fidge
Well, Annette, I'd tend to disagree with some of your details. Even if
Canadians actually did exist, though they don't, I don't believe they'd be
able to reap any benefits from ORAL SURVEY. But don't worry, since you're
Australian, I believe you're safe.
"Hi, I'm BeckyII, the lifeguard. I used to have a tough job, but since
ORAL SURVEY, I believe that the world's recreational water spots are safe
once again. Go ahead and pee in the pool. Nobody's watching"
--BeckyII 'huh?' Bailey
honestly, BeckyII, that's really gross.