Oral Survey #21

Date: Thu, 27 Nov 1997 22:15:19 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Mc ORAL SURVEY...over twenty served.

note: It's a bitch writing ORAL SURVEYS on a mac. So you'd better
appreciate it extra-like. Know what I mean?

ORAL SURVEY: Answer the following questions aloud

Part: secret agent 99

1. All big boats are:

a) obtuse
b) abstruse
c) uncouth
d) rash
e) large

2. Describe vividly the universal hand gestures for 'I'm choking'

3. The most suitable color is:

a) blush
b) ecru
c) purple
d) salmon
e) rainbow trout
f) dusty melon
g) cracked pepper

4. All goldfish are obsessed with:

a) sex
b) urination
c) human legs
d) goldfish food
e) skeetshoot

5. Does x=y, and if so, what is the domain and range of z?

6. Complete domination requires:

a) lack of open sores
b) a mean, mean spirit
c) mommy
d) bullfrogs, leaches, lice, and boils
e) a liberal education
f) land rights in Switzerland

7. Why isn't the sky orange?

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Fucking macintosh! Please come
again.
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