Oral Survey #9

By Raia Fink
Date: Thu, 13 Nov 1997 11:10:49 -0500 (EST)
Subject: if it ain't one thing, its ORAL SURVEY!!

note: remember, (almost) every day is survey day!

ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

part: one-niner


1. The area and perimeter of both sectors is


2. Shasta cola is cool for this singular reason


3. The best dirty limmerick involves:

a) The man from Nantucket
b) words rhyming with 'mitten'
c) that gal from Venus
d) Paddington Bear
e) a cop, a barber, and another cop

4. Pick a number:

a) between one and ten
b) less than fifty
c) within seven numbers of two
d) any card
e) as long as its an integer

5. Give five or more alternate names for Bigfoot



6. 1/2 ab sin C equals:

a) 1/2 ca sin B
b) 1/2 cb sin A
c) The area of certain triangles
d) equals good

7. I am the champion because

a) I love it, I love it, I love it a lot
b) I am a champ
c) I rule 3/5 of the world
d) I know my astrological sign (aquarius)

8. In ten or more words, describe exactly your utopia



9. Smile! you're on candid ORAL SURVEY!






Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY
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