Oral Survey #7
By Raia Fink
Date: Mon, 10 Nov 1997 18:58:49 -0500 (EST)
Subject: ORAL SURVEY...the legend continues
note: hi there. once again, I proudly present ORAL SURVEY. Appease the
masses, that's what I always say. If, for some reason, you are not
feeling appeased, let me know.
ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud
Aunt Tillie is:
d) Alive and kickin
You would be most likely to tell your enemy:
a) "lick it"
b) "kiss my ass"
c) "go to hell"
d) "eat me raw, mister"
e) nothing, as you are non-confrontational
f) anything you possibly can with a machete
The best acronym is
The best non-acronym is
How many different types of cheeses can you list, not including those previously mentioned by Monty Python?
Birds do it, bees do it, who else does it?
a) Bill and Hillary
b) Mom and Dad
c) grover and elmo
d) Constance and Elissa the cow
e) All of Spain with half of Tulsa
In its purest form, hydrogen is truly:
Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY
#48 "Remind people that their freckles could be cancerous"
--Life's Little De-struction Book