Oral Survey #4
By Raia Fink
Date: Mon, 3 Nov 1997 11:17:23 -0500 (EST)
Subject: ummmm....ORAL SURVEY!!!!
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ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud
part: Louis XVII
The best hairstyle on late nite television belongs to
I wish I were:
a) tickled pink
b) an Oscar Mayer weiner
c) Typhoid Mary
d) at home, in bed
Have you ever gone a' fishin' on a sunny, sunny day?
Little jack horner is:
a) needing to remove his thumb from the pie
b) more loveable than a spicy burrito
c) the secret love-child of Che Gueverra
d) asking for it
Answer yes or no to the following questions:
No (a) Do you Smoke?
No (b) Is green your favorite color?
No (c) What about Bob?
No (d) Blowpop?
No (e) Would you want to see a Creedence Clearwater Revival revival?
No (f) Alvin?
No (g) Simon?
No (h) Theodore?
Crumpets taste best:
a) with butter, margarine, or a butter substitute
c) in England, with knockerberry preserves
d) without pork
Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY
#6 "signal left, turn right"--Life's Little De-struction Book