Oral Survey #2

By Raia Fink
Date: Tue, 28 Oct 1997 11:08:58 -0500 (EST)
Subject: hey hey hey, its ORAL SURVEY


ORAL SURVEY: answer the following questions aloud

Part II, b.5


1. My favorite random thought is:

a) Spaghetti
b) Spaghetti and meatballs
c) Spaghetti-o's
d) Sewanee
e) Mmmm...floor pie
f) I abstain from answering this question on the grounds
that none of these thoughts may be proven as 'random',
or even as 'thoughts'.

2. Are you a yes man?



3. Are you a no man?



4. Are you a man?



5. In seven words or less, state your position on opposable green thumbs.



6. The best anamatapoea ever expressed in the english language is:

a) crunch
b) snap, crackle, and/or pop
c) plip
d) kerplop
e) ding
f) hoot-hoot-hoo

7. Of all the deceased people, who deserves to be alive the most?



8. Of all the living people, who do you wish death upon the most?



9. The best war of all times was:

a) WWII
b) War of the Roses
c) War, what is it good for?
d) The Big Bang
e) The massacre in East Timor which the u.s.a continues to ignore
because it holds no economic interest in East Timor, and all
similar dire situations that the u.s.a. likes to pick and
choose among, in a seemingly random and abstruse manner.

10. Would squirrils be more entertaining without heads, or without legs?



11. No Taxation without




THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING IN THIS SEGMENT OF ORAL SURVEY

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