Cult Library: Getting to Know the GMF
Getting to Know the GMF
wow, i was about to kill that goddamn freak isaac for forwarding this
to me, but its actually entirely different that the other umpteen
bazillion getting to know you jobbies, se here goes. i mean, if you
loved me you'd already know all this stuff, but since nobody loves me,
i'll just exact my revenge through the pain and torture of this forward
Ok, here's what you do: copy this entire
e-mail and change all answers so they apply to you. Say something nice
about the person who sent it to you down the bottom.Then, send this to
a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person who sent it to
you. theory is that you will get a whole pile of get-to-know-you
e-mails! You'll learn a lot of little known(and sometimes scary) facts
about your friends.
STATS AND OPINIONS
- FULL NAME:
- Raia Sarit Fink
- PEOPLE OFTEN CALL YOU:
- Goatmasterflash(inthabackwiththauzithatgoespop), Spartacus, Superaia, R-dog
- January 21, 1979
- Evanston, IL
- How bout home-less? i just squat mostly. posession wise, i'm scattered in Sarasota, Evanston, a bit at susan's house, and now Urbana
- 5' 6"
- Blue (and red)
- HAIR COLOUR & STYLE:
- honestly? who can say for sure? some dreds, some not, as for color, i'd have to say mulatto. heh.
- WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF, MOSTLY?:
- spoonful o' sugar, dose o' filthy medecine, nutritional yeast, and a sprinkling of carnage
- WERE YOU A BULLY OR WERE YOU BULLIED?:
- i was more of a bully. i'm nicer now.
- WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?:
- the dilbert etch-a-sketch comic and whatever godawful substances jamie spilled there even tho i repeatedly told her not to eat at my goddamn computer, for the love of god! please don't ask about the keyboard, i can't handle that right now
- FAVOURITE BOARD GAME:
- FAVOURITE MAGAZINE:
- FAVORITE GAME SHOW/TALK SHOW HOST:
- FAVOURITE WEB PAGE:
- ginger, napalm in the morning, body
- WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
- being hungry. ever since getting my galbladder removed whenever i'm even the itsiest bit hungry, it really, really hurts. But since that answer is medical, i'll have to say my second worst feeling is knowing i'm about to cry and not having the right people be there
- FAVOURITE THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS:
- getting in touch with the family wherever various members may be
- FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK:
- In the Name of the Father
- WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?:
- i gotta piss like a racehorse
- WHAT IS THE NICEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE FOR SOMEONE ELSE?:
- been a personal alarm clock for an ungrateful person for a whole year
- DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?:
- not usually. once, on outward bound tho.
- FUTURE SON'S NAME:
- unfortunately, jon and i made this pact, see, wherein whoever had kids first they'd have to name them Rubric and Ludo. but, if i can hold out, I'd definately give my kids interesting names, just not as foul as Rubric or Ludo
- FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME:
- see above
- FAVOURITE FOODS:
- cake, thai food, broccoli
HAVE YOU EVER...
- BROKEN THE LAW:
- fraid so, but i'm doing much better now
- SEEN A FAERIE OR A LEPRECHAUN OR GHOST:
- i'm bound to secrecy
- CHEATED ON A TEST:
- i don't recall. i doubt anything was ever that important. maybe tho. probbly.
- HAD A MEDICAL EMERGENCY:
- my gallbladder exploded and i had to get it removed. and once i got really allergic to rachel's cats and stopped breathing, and had to spend a nite in the hospital for that.
- GONE A' FISHIN' ON A SUNNY, SUNNY DAY?:
WHICH IS BETTER?
- IN THE CAR... AC OR OPEN WINDOWS?:
- usually windows, unless i'm going too fast and its annoying
- PEN OR PENCIL?:
- orange crayon
- CHOCOLATE OR VANILA?:
- dark chocolate
- ARE YOU AN ANIMAL LOVER?:
- MUD WRESTLING OR JELLY WRESTLING?:
- pudding. don't slip
- COKE OR PEPSI?:
- diet pepsi, regular coke, nothing w/out caffeine
- WHITE OR CHOCOLATE MILK?:
- chocolate soy milk. but not in cereal
- ORANGES OR APPLES?:
- NATURAL OR SYNTHETIC FIBERS?:
- gotta have a good balance, some of each
- ADIDAS, NIKE, REEBOK:
- feet. or tevas.
- BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?:
- bring it on!!!
- THUNDERSTORMS-COOL OR SCARY?:
- very cool. c'mon, really. thunderstorms are only scary if you're a dog.
- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LUV?:
- fraid so, sigh.
- IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?:
- always half full.sometimes its cold piss, but...
- DID YOU DO IT ALL FOR THA NOOKIE?:
- not for a long while
- A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOURSELF OR THAT YOU CAN RELATE TO:
- Stand By Me? or maybe The Kid by Peter, Paul, & Mary. Or I would have said almost anything by Cat Stevens, but he's a damn fundamentalist muslim, and i don't relate to that at all
- ARE YOU A RIGHTY A LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?:
- HAVE YOU EVER SAVED YOUR CHAT CONVERSATIONS?:
- no, that's what Isaac's for
- ROLLERCOASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?:
- kickass, cept for the ones at camp snoopy. I'm just too sexy for those.
- i hope so. in fact, i hope i make it back to New College soon. (2 months later...) ha! School for designing a society.
- WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS?:
- infamous, wherever I be.
- WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED AND IMPORTANT POSSESSION?:
- my accumulated photos
- IS THE ITEM YOU WORSHIP THE MOST?:
- i don't worship items. god, that's sick.
- IS THE WORST SONG YOU'VE EVER HEARD?:
- anything by mariah carey
- WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?:
- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc.
- IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO IT BE?:
- R. Buckminster Fuller
- FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?:
- i don't pick favorites
- DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?:
- GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER?:
- if i were a guy, it would really depend on many various factors
- GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?:
- yeah. sometimes you have to. and then, if you're really slick, you find a way to keep it and you never wash it. not like I've done that. but i'd like to some day
- IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?:
- IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE:
- IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?:
- besides the rere one i already gave myself? that's what i'm trying to decide
- WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?:
- bubble wrap, dust, moonshine
- FAVOURITE MOVIE(S):
- one flew over the cuckoo's nest
- DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?:
- how the hell should i know? that was so fifth grade
- IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?:
- the trick here, kids, is that they want you to say hoe... but i'm more of a sprinkler, really
- WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?:
- the floor. i didn't even get a mattress till i was ten. and no, my last name is not Shue.
- WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?:
- WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?:
- a big orange cargo van
- FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH:
- sumo, or rollerblading x-games
- NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:
- dude, is there even a question? this cat, isaac, made my web pages for me, out of the goodness of his heart, and not cause i threatened him. plus, he's a good listener, even if all his answers are purely statistics pulled right outta his ass.
- OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT:
- i don't expect anyone to respond, i've gotten used to it. proove me wrong, please.
(now if only you can figure up which of these questions i added)
Last modified: 1/3/2000