Getting to Know the GMF

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Ok, here's what you do: copy this entire e-mail and change all answers so they apply to you. Say something nice about the person who sent it to you down the bottom.Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. theory is that you will get a whole pile of get-to-know-you e-mails! You'll learn a lot of little known(and sometimes scary) facts about your friends.

STATS AND OPINIONS

FULL NAME:

Raia Sarit Fink

PEOPLE OFTEN CALL YOU:

Goatmasterflash(inthabackwiththauzithatgoespop), Spartacus, Superaia, R-dog

GENDER:

Femme

BIRTHDAY:

January 21, 1979

BIRTHPLACE:

Evanston, IL

HOME:

How bout home-less? i just squat mostly. posession wise, i'm scattered in Sarasota, Evanston, a bit at susan's house, and now Urbana

HEIGHT:

5' 6"

EYES:

Blue (and red)

HAIR COLOUR & STYLE:

honestly? who can say for sure? some dreds, some not, as for color, i'd have to say mulatto. heh.

WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF, MOSTLY?:

spoonful o' sugar, dose o' filthy medecine, nutritional yeast, and a sprinkling of carnage

WERE YOU A BULLY OR WERE YOU BULLIED?:

i was more of a bully. i'm nicer now.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?:

the dilbert etch-a-sketch comic and whatever godawful substances jamie spilled there even tho i repeatedly told her not to eat at my goddamn computer, for the love of god! please don't ask about the keyboard, i can't handle that right now

FAVOURITE BOARD GAME:

Scattegories

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE:

Jane

FAVORITE GAME SHOW/TALK SHOW HOST:

Letterman

FAVOURITE WEB PAGE:

http://www.trica.com/gmf/

SMELL:

ginger, napalm in the morning, body

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:

being hungry. ever since getting my galbladder removed whenever i'm even the itsiest bit hungry, it really, really hurts. But since that answer is medical, i'll have to say my second worst feeling is knowing i'm about to cry and not having the right people be there

FAVOURITE THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS:

getting in touch with the family wherever various members may be

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK:

In the Name of the Father

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?:

i gotta piss like a racehorse

WHAT IS THE NICEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE FOR SOMEONE ELSE?:

been a personal alarm clock for an ungrateful person for a whole year

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?:

not usually. once, on outward bound tho.

FUTURE SON'S NAME:

unfortunately, jon and i made this pact, see, wherein whoever had kids first they'd have to name them Rubric and Ludo. but, if i can hold out, I'd definately give my kids interesting names, just not as foul as Rubric or Ludo

FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME:

see above

FAVOURITE FOODS:

cake, thai food, broccoli

HAVE YOU EVER...

BROKEN THE LAW:

fraid so, but i'm doing much better now

SEEN A FAERIE OR A LEPRECHAUN OR GHOST:

i'm bound to secrecy

CHEATED ON A TEST:

i don't recall. i doubt anything was ever that important. maybe tho. probbly.

HAD A MEDICAL EMERGENCY:

my gallbladder exploded and i had to get it removed. and once i got really allergic to rachel's cats and stopped breathing, and had to spend a nite in the hospital for that.

GONE A' FISHIN' ON A SUNNY, SUNNY DAY?:

nope

WHICH IS BETTER?

IN THE CAR... AC OR OPEN WINDOWS?:

usually windows, unless i'm going too fast and its annoying

PEN OR PENCIL?:

orange crayon

CHOCOLATE OR VANILA?:

dark chocolate

ARE YOU AN ANIMAL LOVER?:

yeah.

MUD WRESTLING OR JELLY WRESTLING?:

pudding. don't slip

COKE OR PEPSI?:

diet pepsi, regular coke, nothing w/out caffeine

WHITE OR CHOCOLATE MILK?:

chocolate soy milk. but not in cereal

ORANGES OR APPLES?:

oranges.

NATURAL OR SYNTHETIC FIBERS?:

gotta have a good balance, some of each

ADIDAS, NIKE, REEBOK:

feet. or tevas.

BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?:

bring it on!!!

THUNDERSTORMS-COOL OR SCARY?:

very cool. c'mon, really. thunderstorms are only scary if you're a dog.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LUV?:

fraid so, sigh.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?:

always half full.sometimes its cold piss, but...

DID YOU DO IT ALL FOR THA NOOKIE?:

not for a long while

A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOURSELF OR THAT YOU CAN RELATE TO:

Stand By Me? or maybe The Kid by Peter, Paul, & Mary. Or I would have said almost anything by Cat Stevens, but he's a damn fundamentalist muslim, and i don't relate to that at all

ARE YOU A RIGHTY A LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?:

righty

HAVE YOU EVER SAVED YOUR CHAT CONVERSATIONS?:

no, that's what Isaac's for

ROLLERCOASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?:

kickass, cept for the ones at camp snoopy. I'm just too sexy for those.

THE FUTURE

SCHOOL:

i hope so. in fact, i hope i make it back to New College soon. (2 months later...) ha! School for designing a society.

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS?:

infamous, wherever I be.

WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED AND IMPORTANT POSSESSION?:

my accumulated photos

IS THE ITEM YOU WORSHIP THE MOST?:

i don't worship items. god, that's sick.

IS THE WORST SONG YOU'VE EVER HEARD?:

anything by mariah carey

WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?:

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc.

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO IT BE?:

R. Buckminster Fuller

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?:

i don't pick favorites

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?:

abso-fucking-loutely

GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER?:

if i were a guy, it would really depend on many various factors

GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?:

yeah. sometimes you have to. and then, if you're really slick, you find a way to keep it and you never wash it. not like I've done that. but i'd like to some day

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?:

concubine

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE:

silver/grey

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?:

besides the rere one i already gave myself? that's what i'm trying to decide

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?:

bubble wrap, dust, moonshine

FAVOURITE MOVIE(S):

one flew over the cuckoo's nest

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?:

how the hell should i know? that was so fifth grade

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?:

the trick here, kids, is that they want you to say hoe... but i'm more of a sprinkler, really

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?:

the floor. i didn't even get a mattress till i was ten. and no, my last name is not Shue.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?:

874

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?:

a big orange cargo van

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH:

sumo, or rollerblading x-games

NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:

dude, is there even a question? this cat, isaac, made my web pages for me, out of the goodness of his heart, and not cause i threatened him. plus, he's a good listener, even if all his answers are purely statistics pulled right outta his ass.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT:

i don't expect anyone to respond, i've gotten used to it. proove me wrong, please.

-RAiafiNK